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> xoxo gossip girl

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.



mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills





Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy. —my motivation to be happy. (via insignificantttt)




gentleparadox:

When you go to a new school and become friends with the popular kids:

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When they decide to kick you out of the group:

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t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.



ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 



eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know





nakeu:

x



knitmeapony:

I love my skin!

Oh my god SO IMPORTANT SO SO SO IMPORTANT



thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have







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