I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
american horror story: the police
"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
"what the fuck, bro?"
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
this my friends is what is wrong with the world
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
this is my fave picture on tumblr by far
♡ following back similar ♡
♡ www.hypnotii-ze.tumblr.com ♡
the sexual tension between me and no one
This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD